It takes a lot for a film related
question to make me blink. Last week, I was asked if I knew anyone
that could give them a price on a cow milking machine rental. I
barely raised an eyebrow. All I wanted to know was whether there were
insurance issues (that would be who and/or what they planned on
hooking to the machine). I never got any specifics on that question.
Someone else found the answer. When these Q&A exchanges occur
ringside on social media, I can almost feel the questions coming from
family and friends back east. There is much in the way of incredulity
and confusion. It's not the questions in and of themselves that
cause those states. The lack of reaction confused them.
Filmmaking is full of questions. Three
quarters of them are mundane – maybe even 80 percent. But much of
filmmaking is telling stories of the out of the ordinary. That sort
of task is bound to produce some really strange questions.
“Do current model cars have releases
inside the trunk?” Jon asked me over dinner a couple of weeks ago.
My life has been really dull of late. My kidnappings had dwindled
down to nothing, so I had no idea. I was also puzzled about why
Simon would need an escape latch to get out of the trunk. If Joe
couldn't open it for him, something had gone terribly awry that would
course Simon to burst from the trunk, sending it high in the air. He
had something else in mind, it turned out. I asked one of our more
mechanically inclined friends and occasional set elf, Randy. I was
informed that recent makes of cars do have a release latch built
inside the trunk. That caused me to wonder just how many kidnappings
and/or really goofy accidents had been happening worldwide to cause
such feature to be built into autos.
While Jon adjusted the script for the
physically realities of current car trunks, I had questions I need to
ask our insurance company and members of the cast. No matter how safe
the car companies believe the release mechanisms are, insurance
companies may still not like the idea of closing an actor in side a
real trunk without a big premium to cover any problems. There weren't
any. Next, I had to ask the actors if they minded us locking them in
a car trunk. I ask actors lots of questions in the run up to a shoot.
Those questions generally focus on the logistics of traveling to the
location or whether or not they have food allergies or strongly held
food preferences. There is nothing that will ruin morale on the set
than getting the food wrong! Strangely, the question of whether an
actor will go for nudity is decided long before any of these kinds of
questions. I nudity is a problem that is not something a production
needs to learn once pre-production or production has begun. Have we
asked the nudity question in regard to Demonspawn? That would be a
big spoiler, wouldn't it?
At any rate, I realized that I needed
to ask that question of our current actors and for any ones we cast
in major speaking roles. It was one fun email to write as I had to
include assurances that none of this was for our own personal
entertainment. It has been implied that some directors and producers
enjoy doing things like hanging actors upside down and putting their
heads in casts just because they can. We never do anything that isn't
for the film. Fun is purely a coincidence.
The next set of questions I had to
research was could we build a camera rigging that could move it
through the car past the back seat back into the trunk. The rigging
would have to be sturdy enough to keep the camera safe, have smooth
movement and still be cheap. A few questions on the frugal filmmakers
network of websites and youtube channels soon gave me a few PVC pipe
related options. Those guys are awesome. Naturally, we will document
the rig as we build it.
If you have any questions that you want
to ask us, let us know!